(via kowareta-otoko)
now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
(via monks0)
I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself
(via littlejudith)
1997 leonardo can get it
I watch that movie omg a-maxing movie
2013 leonardo can get it
Leo in every year if his life can get it
leonardo can get it whenever her wants
Except an Oscar
(Source: hydrotoxicity, via blowjoblipsx)
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via nz-nychills)
wtf you’re a dick
for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
(via craving-blackbeansauce)